I like this as a deconstruction of the manic pixie dream girl trope and a commentary on how men idealize women, how so often they see them as theirs without even noticing and how their emotions are just seen as inconvenient or annoying, but I do wish they'd had the balls to not soften the blow at the end by implying calvin and the Real Ruby get togehter. Just let him rot, bitch.

wholesome fun! a villain that inspires compassion! unlike that other recent marvel movie that was emotionally abusive and therefore we don't speak about it anymore. plus, michelle pfeiffer!!

if pirates of the caribbean and transformers can have a thousand unnecessary sequels then yall can complete this trilogy and show me mia coming into her own as queen and marrying chris pine

Ewan McGregor is the only man I've ever loved and I want to die in his arms