I spent the whole movie trying to figure out which Rachel had me more fucked up at any given moment and now the movie's over and I still don't know!! but my lesbian angst and my repression issues and my deep need for intimacy felt very heard, so thank you Rachels

it's not my place to criticize this movie even if some things made me go "uuuuh not sure about that" so all I'm gonna say is: fuck cops and laura harrier was right.

if pirates of the caribbean and transformers can have a thousand unnecessary sequels then yall can complete this trilogy and show me mia coming into her own as queen and marrying chris pine

Ewan McGregor is the only man I've ever loved and I want to die in his arms