lots of butts in this

I’m OBSESSED with anya taylor joy, her face and her acting chops, and the way she’s always standing in one of the ballet positions. I saw that anya!!! 
This was delightful and visually gorgeous (can’t decide what’s more stunning, the costuming or the production design) and I enjoyed the romance soooo much. and kudos to myself for getting through this review without making a clueless joke.

if pirates of the caribbean and transformers can have a thousand unnecessary sequels then yall can complete this trilogy and show me mia coming into her own as queen and marrying chris pine

left brain: too long and objectively not that good

right brain: DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN IT IS THE MUSIC OF THE PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN [rips shirt off] WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART ECHOES THE BEATING OF THE DRUMS [waves shirt around like a football fan] THERE IS A LIFE ABOUT TO START WHEN TOMORROW COMES [dies]