fuck y'all this was cute, anna kendrick was great and I even laughed out loud a few times. sometimes that's all you need

I made the mistake of telling my 15-year-old brother about the rape allegory and the phallic symbolism and then he wouldn't stop pointing out every single sexually suggestive element of the movie and just generally making things pretty uncomfortable

if pirates of the caribbean and transformers can have a thousand unnecessary sequels then yall can complete this trilogy and show me mia coming into her own as queen and marrying chris pine

Ewan McGregor is the only man I've ever loved and I want to die in his arms