Favorite films

  • Cars
  • Kingsman: The Secret Service
  • About Time
  • Tenet

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  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs


  • Batman


  • Batman


  • Climax 2: Electric Boogaloo


Recent reviews

  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    If it's good enough for the gremlins, it's good enough for me.

    Dopey's bellow when he's sent to check the bed is by far the moment of the film.

    (Weekly Disney watchthrough begins)

  • Batman


    A more appropriate title would be: A Film with Batman in it.

    Yeah nah sorry mate, this is just incredibly uninteresting. And maybe I've just been spoiled by Nolan from an early age, but this didn't do it for me. I'm not a fan of Tim Burton splurging his style on his movies, but an ounce of style here would've been nice. Some level of character depth too.

Popular reviews

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    This Kaufman guy is seriously not for me. If I was meant to care in any way about the characters or what was going on, well I unfortunately didn't.

  • Dune



    Take the scale of Lord of the Rings, certain story beats of Game of Thrones and the setting of Star Wars with a Villenueve filter on top of all that and you have Dune (2021). Of course the true credit comes down to Frank Herbert (I’ll read the book before Part Two, don’t worry), but this is more about the film. Were you to search the definition of cinematic into Google, I would expect for this exact film to come…