Transformers: Age of Extinction

Transformers: Age of Extinction ★★

An Entirely Flippant and Unenlightening Scavenger Hunt Take on Transformers 4 Conducted in Choice Quotes:

“Contracts, like humans, expire.”
“I also have a saying. I don’t care.”

“Do you have a warrant?”
“My face is my warrant.”

“You’re not taking me anywhere. I’m an American.”

“Grab my stick. She’s got the best hands in the business.”

“You cannot stop technology.”

“Find my seed.”

“The past is history. The present is past. The future is now.”

“Innocent people die all the time.”

“When I was fixing you, I was just thinking of money, to take care of my family.”

“Find my seed.”

“Oh man, I am so gonna patent this shit.”

“We need a new army.”

“A zillion guns kick ass.”

“I fear we are all targets now.”

“Find my seed.”

“No good aliens and bad aliens…just us and them.”

“We don’t have a home, Dad. It blew up.”

“That’s the kind of leader you die following.”

“My family died.”

“You humans are so little. You think you’re the center of the universe?”

“The seed belongs to our creators, whoever they are.”

“Defend this family. Defend all they can be.”

“Leave Earth alone, for I am coming for you.”

“Nobody can save me now. It’s do or die.”

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ADDENDUM:
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