Little did I suspect that my first official 2019 release would be a strong contender for worst film of the year. What the hell, M. Night?
I very rarely give half-star reviews, so for the sake of civil discourse I'm going to try (and probably fail) to avoid:
- ad hominem
- excessive superlatives
- curse words
- unbridled hatred
Please be warned, this is a *spoiler alert*, though I can't foresee any plot give-aways spoiling an already…