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  • Serial Mom

    Serial Mom


    Pussy willows.

  • Tomb Raider

    Tomb Raider


    The best video game adaptation of all time!

    Surprised by how much I genuinely enjoyed this humble action flick. A reboot better than the original in almost every way but it can be all traced back to actually making Lara Croft a real character with humility and personal emotional stakes.

    Coming up as a discussion on Total Reboot tomorrow!

Popular reviews

  • Tickled



    I sat with my mouth agape the entire time. Hours later I am still left dumbstruck. This is my favourite kind of documentary. A once in a lifetime story that the filmmakers chance across and feel compelled to investigate and share with the world. And I hope the world embraces this film. I will never tickle anyone ever again. That part of my life is over.

    Read no further and just watch it.

  • Shrek Forever After

    Shrek Forever After


    Shrek has another midlife crisis, openly resents his kids and breaks his wife's heart. I hate this depressed green fuck.