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  • The Grinch

    The Grinch

    ★★

    Saw this at 1pm on a Wednesday with Cameron James. The only other people in the cinema were a young hetero couple that definitely fucked in the seats directly behind us. Still less horrifying than the Jim Carrey film.

  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    ½

    Fuck I hate this movie. Worse than Shrek when it comes to horrible films about depressed green fucks played by beloved comedy stars.

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  • Tickled

    Tickled

    ★★★★★

    I sat with my mouth agape the entire time. Hours later I am still left dumbstruck. This is my favourite kind of documentary. A once in a lifetime story that the filmmakers chance across and feel compelled to investigate and share with the world. And I hope the world embraces this film. I will never tickle anyone ever again. That part of my life is over.

    Read no further and just watch it.

  • Shrek Forever After

    Shrek Forever After

    ★★½

    Shrek has another midlife crisis, openly resents his kids and breaks his wife's heart. I hate this depressed green fuck.