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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

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  • Santa's Slay

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  • Hercules

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  • The Batman

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  • Basic Instinct

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  • The Cremator

    The Cremator

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    β€œI’ll save them all... the whole world.”

    A megalomaniacal spiral into madness, and an unforgiving angle into the formation of a genocide: delusions become policies, wildest dreams become living nightmares, men become monsters.

  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    Unrateable, and medium shattering.Β 

    Like huffing the noxious fumes of burning Mullholland Drive celluloids, dissociating from your body and watching yourself have a grand mal seizure on the floor of an eastern European mansion, filmed on an unregistered hypercam 2.

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

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    If they shaved off the last 45 minutes, scrapped the weak environmental blackpilling in the digital age subtext (or at least committed to an actual direction with it besides β€œdont be angry”) and preferably even set it in the time period it chases after, this could have been the perfect Batman movie.

    Looks great, sounds great, and is a lot of fun, just the victim of helicopter producers and shit writing.

    Also didn’t love Dano’s acting. Everyone else was great tho.

  • Europa

    Europa

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    Kafka meets Conrad meets Serling. Great use of back projection and 2nd person narration. Great visual effects overall. One of Von Trier’s best.

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  • Nowhere

    Nowhere

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    Picture the most killer candyflip you’ve ever had. Now imagine having a three-way with Heather Graham and James Duval at an intimate Slowdive concert hosted on an MTV set during that candyflip. Now imagine doing a whip-it while you’re climaxing.

    That’s Nowhere.

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

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    β€œEverything but everything”

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me is a prime example of Lynch firing on all cylinders: Horrifying, off-kilter, deranged, unbalanced, inexplicable, devastating and hilarious at times. If it’s a horror film, then the monster is depression, stemming from fractured relationships, impossibly high expectations, and the banality of American life that Twin Peaks so relentlessly satires throughout the show’s runtime. Its also a tragic character study that shatters our assumptions– as well as the town’s rosy memories– of…