Favorite films

  • Woman in the Dunes
  • A Woman Under the Influence
  • The Cremator
  • The Last Movie

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  • Raw

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  • Nope

  • Starship Troopers

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  • The Stepford Wives

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  • The Cremator

    The Cremator

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    β€œI’ll save them all... the whole world.”

    A megalomaniacal spiral into madness, and an unforgiving angle into the formation of a genocide: delusions become policies, wildest dreams become living nightmares, men become monsters.

  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    Unrateable, and medium shattering.Β 

    Like huffing the noxious fumes of burning Mullholland Drive celluloids, dissociating from your body and watching yourself have a grand mal seizure on the floor of an eastern European mansion, filmed on an unregistered hypercam 2.

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  • Starship Troopers

    Starship Troopers

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    One of the best anti-war films ever

  • Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

    Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

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    Very surprised that this series didn’t even really find its identity until the 4th movie…

    Not only does it have the best kills, it has the best vibes.

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  • Nowhere

    Nowhere

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    Picture the most killer candyflip you’ve ever had. Now imagine having a three-way with Heather Graham and James Duval at an intimate Slowdive concert hosted on an MTV set during that candyflip. Now imagine doing a whip-it while you’re climaxing.

    That’s Nowhere.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

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    Literally The Avengers with a moustache + glasses disguise on.


    Dogshit.