Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Cremator 1969

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 May 2021

  “I’ll save them all... the whole world.”

  A megalomaniacal spiral into madness, and an unforgiving angle into the formation of a genocide: delusions become policies, wildest dreams become living nightmares, men become monsters.

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  Inland Empire 2006

  Watched 05 Sep 2021 1

  Unrateable, and medium shattering. 

  Like huffing the noxious fumes of burning Mullholland Drive celluloids, dissociating from your body and watching yourself have a grand mal seizure on the floor of an eastern European mansion, filmed on an unregistered hypercam 2.

Recent reviews

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  Starship Troopers 1997

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Sep 2023

  One of the best anti-war films ever

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  Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter 1984

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023 1

  Very surprised that this series didn’t even really find its identity until the 4th movie…

  Not only does it have the best kills, it has the best vibes.

Popular reviews

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  Nowhere 1997

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Dec 2020

  Picture the most killer candyflip you’ve ever had. Now imagine having a three-way with Heather Graham and James Duval at an intimate Slowdive concert hosted on an MTV set during that candyflip. Now imagine doing a whip-it while you’re climaxing.

  That’s Nowhere.

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ½ Watched 05 Jun 2022

  Literally The Avengers with a moustache + glasses disguise on.

  
  Dogshit.