i'm just not that clever

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  • Blanche
  • Aurore
  • Cathedral
  • Nus Masculins

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Recent reviews

  • Girl Picture

    Girl Picture


    character named sipi: *takes sip from drink*
    me: poetic cinema.

  • Aftersun



    Deep, rich and empathetic, Paul Mescal absolutely shines in this beautifully written and immaculately subtle exploration of fatherhood, regret, love and the search for happiness and purpose through a lush and complex relationship with his daughter.

    Charlotte Wells's debut feature is so intelligent in its craft, with it being simultaneously obvious that she is well versed in cinema and in human connections and isn't afraid to leave things up to the viewer, allowing for an even more personal experience through…

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    haHAA i love to CONSUUUMMEEE, i saw that movie!!! i saw that meme!!
    empty brain, only sanitised thoughts that can be capitalised upon to sell funko pops and marvel clothing!!!

    i love corporations participating in psychosocial control through rinsing and repeating of old ideas, completely stunting your average mass-media consumer's powers of imagination and ultimately reproducing people in the same way they reproduce these movies.

    oops i mean, wow spiderboy so quirky, fun and relatable 3/5 stars.

  • Actors



    A postmodern, raw and intelligent look into insecurity, family and self-centredness. Vack and Brown manage to up-end the typical Hollywood discourse surrounding identity, social justice and desire to produce a wickedly sharp and illuminating commentary of our self obsessed, race to the bottom, social capital driven society whilst also completely blowing most acting performances completely out of the water.

    It's so refreshing to actually see movies by people you can fully tell love movies as much as you do instead…