Mark Wanner

Michael Bay, Rob Zombie, and Zack Snyder are pretty cool, baby.

Favorite films

  • Doctor Sleep
  • The Blackcoat's Daughter
  • The Prestige
  • Die Hard 2

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  • Good Time

    ★★★★

  • Arrival

    ★★★★★

  • Godzilla

    ★★★★½

  • The Assignment

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  • Good Time

    Good Time

    ★★★★

    Feels like it’s taking place just a few blocks over from Uncut Gems. Maybe the cops were asking Connie if he had a good time at the exact same moment when that emphysema patient was asking Howard Ratner if he was having one.


    I just wanna shake the hand of anyone still giving Barkhad Abdi work. Even if it’s the executives of a show who think that Salem’s Lot should be about zombies instead of vampires.

  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    These motherfuckers are just making MUTO sounds.

    Since their nicknames are Abbot and Costello, someone should make a fan edit where Abbot and Costello dialogue is dubbed over the MUTO sounds. Imagine Sad Amy walking up to Costello and he just goes, “CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!”


    On a more serious note, interesting bookend to a day that started with Tenet.

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  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    ★★★★½

    Gareth Edwards is an incredibly underrated director. I mention this every time I log it, but the sense of scale in this movie is truly incredible. We are ants compared to these titans, and thousands of us are lost in the detritus of their battle. The more I watch this, the more I’m able to overlook the flaws and just focus on the sheer terrifying majesty of the movie. I’ve also grown to appreciate the sheer audacity of cutting away…

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★★½

    “Don’t talk shit about Laurie Strode. She will fuck you up.”

    Look, I have a tendency to get caught up in the hype of movies I’m really excited for when I first see them, so take my excited thoughts with a grain of salt. Jennifer Salt. Like No Time To Die, my opinion could lessen upon a repeat viewing. Also consider the fact that I overheard some negative comments from a couple theater goers as I was exiting.

    But HOLY…