Mark Wanner

Michael Bay, Rob Zombie, and Zack Snyder are pretty cool, baby.

Favorite films

  • Black Christmas
  • The Shining
  • The Thing
  • The Blackcoat's Daughter

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  • Patrick

    ★★★½

  • 6 Underground

    ★★★★½

  • GoldenEye

    ★★★★½

  • The Eye

    ★★½

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  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★★

    This movie is the only reason I get out of bed in the morning.

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

    ★★★★★

    I pity the fool who’s Michael Myers’ sister.

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  • Patrick

    Patrick

    ★★★½

    I love me some Richard Franklin, and he delivers the goods, though this doesn’t reach the highs of Paycho 2 or, especially, Roadgames. But it could be up there if it just shed a little bit of its run time. Because of its length, it can move a bit slowly at times, but the moments of suspense/horror are satisfying once you reach. I had forgotten about one truly terrifying moment (a moment that’s unfortunately never built upon). Perhaps I’m glad…

  • 6 Underground

    6 Underground

    ★★★★½

    Maximalism to the max. This movie turns me into a fucking douchebag.

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  • The Pale Blue Eye

    The Pale Blue Eye

    ★★★★

    Much like Cooper’s previous film, Antlers, this is a chef’s kiss in terms of aesthetics. Snowy, wintry doom and gloom that goes perfectly well with the presence of Poe. Speaking of which, Harry Melling is incredible and just walks away with this damn movie! The Oscars ain’t gonna pay any attention to this thing, but he wins Best Actor in my heart. Yeah, I think I might be a Scott Cooper guy.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★★½

    “Don’t talk shit about Laurie Strode. She will fuck you up.”

    Look, I have a tendency to get caught up in the hype of movies I’m really excited for when I first see them, so take my excited thoughts with a grain of salt. Jennifer Salt. Like No Time To Die, my opinion could lessen upon a repeat viewing. Also consider the fact that I overheard some negative comments from a couple theater goers as I was exiting.

    But HOLY…