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  • Arrival
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Arrival of the Sicario’s Prisoners and their Enemies.......Blade Runner Dune

6 films

I’m ranking Villeneuve joints. Why did this guy have to go and become a top 10 director? This is pretty…

  • The Irishman
  • The Haunting of Hill House
  • The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
  • 6 Underground
  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

Excuse Me, I Rank You - A Netflix Original Ranking

43 films

Apparently I've seen more Netflix Originals than I thought.

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Star Wars
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
  • Family Guy Presents: Blue Harvest

Star Wars: The Force A-RANKens

14 films

Honestly, the only film on this list that I actively dislike is Solo. Deal with it.

  • The Bride of Frankenstein
  • The Invisible Man
  • Frankenstein
  • Creature from the Black Lagoon
  • Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein

"We Belong Ranked!" A Ranking of the Universal Monster Movies

17 films

I'm going to rank each and every one of the Universal Monster Movies as I make my way through this…

  • Doctor Sleep
  • Midsommar
  • Us
  • Crawl
  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

My Favorite Horror Movies of 2019

18 films

Guess what, guy: this was also a great year for horror movies!

  • Halloween
  • Halloween II
  • Halloween Kills
  • Halloween II
  • Halloween

Halloween 11: The Ranking of Michael Myers

12 films

I've rewatched the ones I need to, so now I feel comfortable in ranking them.

  • Doctor Sleep
  • The Haunting of Hill House
  • Hush
  • Ouija: Origin of Evil
  • Gerald's Game
  • Transformers: The Last Knight
  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon
  • Transformers
  • Bumblebee
  • Transformers: Age of Extinction
  • The Conjuring 2
  • Annabelle Comes Home
  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
  • Annabelle: Creation
  • The Conjuring

The Conjuring-verse: A Rank-juring

8 films

Read the title, Bozo.

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • The Terminator
  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch
  • Terminator: Dark Fate
  • Terminator Salvation
  • Orphan
  • Non-Stop
  • Run All Night
  • House of Wax
  • Unknown

"I am not hijacking this plane. I'm trying to RANK it!" A Jaume Collet-Serra Ranking

7 films

Jaume Collet-Serra is one of our most underappreciated directors. He's just always delivering the B-movie goods that studios aren't giving…

  • From Dusk Till Dawn