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  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw


    So I'm gonna write a real review. I never really fell for the Nightcrawler meme, so I wasn't really disappointed by this. I honestly thought Nightcrawler was a bit hammy and would have been better directed by David Fincher, but I digress....

    Velvet Buzzsaw would have been a quality trashy-level film if it had dropped at least 15 minutes from the runtime and spent more time on the kills. The performances do feel unbalanced as Jake Gyllenhaal gives it his…

  • The Beach Bum

    The Beach Bum

    I fucking can't wait for this.

    March 22nd(!), 2019

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  • Creed II

    Creed II

    more tingly then hot.

  • Bird Box

    Bird Box


    oy vey i sure do like the feelies oy gevalt.

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  • Persona



    So I was in the bubble bath with my 1 year old son, and I was like hey, y'know, he's having fun, why not start watching an art movie? Haha, can't be too scary or anything right? Not like there's going to be a terrifying, overwhelming montage at the start that causes him to freak out or anything, right?


  • Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

    Batman: Mask of the Phantasm


    Siskel saying he didn't like the Joker's voice was a mood.

    A BAD mood.