I don't know anything about film but I'm not letting that stop me.

Favorite films

  • Chef
  • High Fidelity
  • Point Break
  • Back to the Future

Recent activity

  • Now You See Me

  • Dirty Dancing


  • Alien


  • Fighting with My Family


Recent reviews

  • Now You See Me

    Now You See Me

    Truly disappointing stuff. A plot that makes no sense, tons of CGI instead of real magic tricks (which surely would have been easier to produce and would have looked way better), a really odd twist and truly embarrassing female characters. I have no idea why people give this a pass, it is appalling.

  • Heat



    Can you believe I gave this 4 stars last time I watched it? I'm a cinematic idiot.

Popular reviews

  • Blade Runner: Black Out 2022

    Blade Runner: Black Out 2022


    I wish they did stuff like this for more films. What a fantastic little story, bridging the gap between the films. An absolute joy.

  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    We're All Going to the World's Fair


    A beautifully put together slow, creepy movie, born out of creepypasta, ASMR, YouTube, and everyone's universal teenage years.

    When we perform, are we doing it for ourselves, or someone else? An act, done for the right reasons, might be creative and nourishing, but when we bow to others demands it can be draining. At times, as an audience, we look into Casey's eyes and we see that we've taken something away from her. The teenage years are when we find…