Diamond Mike ★★★½
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
John Kelly ★½
I honestly struggled to give a single fuck about either of the characters in this mess of a film.
On the plus side, anyone with a dream of writing a…
Matt Singer ★★½ 10
Is M. Night Shyamalan a Matt Hardy fan?
Imagine Heat, but you want every single character to die, and all character development is reduced to macho posturing. Gerard Butler isn't likable in about 99% of the movies he's…
John Kelly ★★★½
I feel like the trailer for this kind of oversold the batshit, overcranked action part of this film. Sure, there was a lot to admire here: the kineticism makes the…
John Kelly ★★★
Putting on my grumpy old man hat, I'd say that compared to most modern horror films, Hereditary is a goddamn masterpiece. It's a tight, cine-literate film that somehow made me…
No Chorus ★★★★★ 1