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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    It's been 6 years since the last Pirates Of The Caribbean movie. It honestly feels like 16. Here we have a movie that should have come out a couple years ago, but is being released now alongside the reboot of every single multimedia franchise ever. And pretty much because of that, what we as an audience are left with is a movie that is less of a fun pirate adventure, and more of an exercise in poorly implemented long-term franchise…

  • Ant-Man


    (take a shot whenever stature is referenced. Not the hero, though she is in this movie (; ) **optional and not recommended**

    I am officially getting scared. There hasn't been a single terrible movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (like, I don't like Iron Man 2 but it's not bad), and it's looking like it may never fail. Will we finally have the perfect movie franchise (apart from Back to the Future)? Will superheroes be the go to subject for…

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  • Whiplash


    Don't you love good movies? I sure as hell do. I am certain that everyone does. You know what is good movie? Whiplash. Whiplash is a good movie. A very good movie. One of the best of 2014. ... ... ... Then, why didn't anyone see it? Yes, Whiplash might be very good, but it bombed very hard. But we'll come back to that. Now, the movie.

    Whiplash is about college freshman, Andrew (Miles Teller), at a conservatory specializing in…

  • Pitch Perfect 2

    Pitch Perfect 2

    Pitch Perfect 2 is okay. If you liked the first one, you'll like this one. If you didn't like the first one, you won't like this one. If you haven't seen any of them, this one won't kill you, though it would probably serve you better to go see Mad Max instead, regardless if you have seen any of the Pitch Perfect movies. That was the short version. Long Version:

    The movie starts off with the Bellas (who after the…