Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Trolls 2016

  ★★½ Watched 05 Nov 2023 1

  They should’ve renamed Branch’s character to asshole. Jesus christ I’ve never seen a more unbearable piece of shit. Singing killed your grandma? When did I fucking ask? NO ONE gives a shit about your dumbass grandma. She probably deserved it. She’s a tiny old hag. I hate her. But not as much as I hate Branch. What a pouty, asshat of a troll. What a piece of shit. I hate him. I don’t remember the last time I wanted to…

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  Monster High: The Movie 2022

  ★★★ Watched 08 Oct 2022 2

  I got Monster High during this.

Recent reviews

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  The Grinch 2018

  ★★ Rewatched 05 Dec 2023

  “Green and salty, just like my fucking nutsack.” - The Grinch

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  Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked 2011

  ★½ Watched 05 Dec 2023

  I turned 19 while watching this.

Popular reviews

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  Another Round 2020

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Dec 2020 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  One time about a year and a half ago, I was hanging out at the mall with some friends. These "friends" were what my mom would call bad influences. Which they most certainly were. But anyway, I was hanging out with a bunch of them at the mall when they took out a bottle of vodka. Now I knew i was much to young (I was fourteen) and definitely not ready for something like that, but peer pressure does wonders.…

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  PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 03 Oct 2023

  wasn’t expecting to see victoria eat out mayor humdingers ass on the biggest screen in my theatre but here we are