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  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Harry Potter and The Movie Where Everyone Forgot to Get a Fucking Haircut Before Filming

    This is the worst one. I hate it.

  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Zooey Deschanel I would give my life for you. Joseph Gordon-Levitt singing drunk (the first time) was fantastic and him dancing in a flash mob supplied enough serotonin for the next month.

    I know Tom made Summer into a person that she wasn’t and tried to make her be something she couldn’t be but I can’t help but root for them.

    The scattered timeline was genius and the expectations vs reality scene left me crying. The soundtrack could not have been more perfect. It made every happy moment beautiful and every sad moment heartbreaking. 

    I love this movie.

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  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★★

    I love this movie. Ana de Armas join my girlfriend and me we want to be a throuple <3

  • A Rainy Day in New York

    A Rainy Day in New York

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I’m uncomfortable. The dialogue is so incredibly awkward and it’s really obvious that the actors are just speaking lines they memorized. 

    Timothée is playing a creepy and pretentious version of himself, and it’s upsettingly mediocre. Stop talking about kissing Selena’s older sister, it’s weird. Selena Gomez surprisingly has the best performance of everyone featured, which i was truly not expecting. Elle Fanning’s character is written so poorly and came off more annoying than innocent and charming. I can’t tell if…