• Josie and the Pussycats

    Josie and the Pussycats

    ★★★★½

    New personality unlocked

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★★½

    sorry but, “Long Long Time” by Linda Ronstadt belongs to the gays now

  • Past Lives

    Past Lives

    ★★★★★

    so many casually devastating lines that I will think about for far, far too long

  • The Lego Ninjago Movie

    The Lego Ninjago Movie

    ★★★★

    “L-L-O-Y-D I named you” A MASTERPIECE

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    Oh Mrs. Web? That was my mother. You can call me MADAME Web.

  • First Daughter

    First Daughter

    ★★★

    My jaw DROPPED when I saw the words “directed by Forest Whitaker”

  • This Is Me…Now

    This Is Me…Now

    ★★★½

    So creative and visually stunning! And the zodiac council was so fun!

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★½

    If a movie contains “The Promise” by When in Rome, I’m absolutely going to enjoy. Also I’m obsessed with Taffy byeeee

  • American Fiction

    American Fiction

    ★★★★

    Erika Alexander should be getting her flowers right now!! She is so captivating! 

    Would’ve liked more Monk and Sinatra dialogue

  • Much Ado About Nothing

    Much Ado About Nothing

    ★★★★

    Everybody say thank you Kenneth for men riding horses with wind in their hair camera shot !!

  • Argylle

    Argylle

    ★★½

    I KNOW WHO THE REAL AGENT ARGYLLE IS! I HOLD ALL THE CARDS!!

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★★½

    Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross strike again with the score omg