Madison Wake has written 3 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ½

    this is like a group project

  • Two Distant Strangers

    Two Distant Strangers

    ½

    somehow this is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen

  • The Apparition

    The Apparition

    ½

    worst moments:
    sebs hair 
    Stands in a closet and doesn’t grab a jacket or anything so she runs around the house naked when there’s a ghost and she’s trying to leave
    okay yeah the “ your house killed my dog” line.
    Tom Felton 
    why did she buy a new dog for the neighbors that she just met the day before
    *screaming and trying to get out* *continues to hammer the nails in the door locking her in at the same…