★★★★½ Watched 20 Sep, 2017 2
HOOPTOBER 4.0! 3 / 31
Who has two thumbs and is in love with Isabelle Adjani? Not me, because I just severed my hand with an electric knife before making love to a tentacle monster.
★★★★ Watched 18 Sep, 2017
Delighted to report that this 80% still holds up. I was always more of a 'Spy Who Shagged Me' kid -- look forward to seeing if 12-year-old me knew what he was talking about.
★★ Watched 05 Jan, 2014 2
47 Ronin wasn't the giant bag of dicks that I had heard it was going to be. But it wasn't zero dicks, either. It was a medium sized bag of dicks.
★ Watched 07 Nov, 2014 6
Where the fuck are their parents?