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  • License to Drive

    License to Drive


    It's all fun and games until Corey Feldman pulls down an unconscious Heather Graham's dress to take a picture of her boobs, and the movie doesn't understand how creepy it is.

    Surely even in 1988, they must have known better...

  • Free Fire

    Free Fire


    It's Ben Wheatley to the Ben Wheatley-eth power, and thank God for that. Love the premise. Love the aesthetic. Love everyone in it. Especially love Sharlto Copley Sharlto Copley-ing it up all over the screen.

    Could have been and should have been great -- but ultimately I guess I can't really fault it for ONLY being pretty deliriously entertaining. For such a fantastically violent movie, it's a little shocking that my biggest complaint is that it isn't violent enough. Or…

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  • 47 Ronin

    47 Ronin


    47 Ronin wasn't the giant bag of dicks that I had heard it was going to be. But it wasn't zero dicks, either. It was a medium sized bag of dicks.

  • Ouija


    Where the fuck are their parents?