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  • Possession

    Possession

    ★★★★½

    HOOPTOBER 4.0! 3 / 31

    Who has two thumbs and is in love with Isabelle Adjani? Not me, because I just severed my hand with an electric knife before making love to a tentacle monster.

  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    ★★★★

    Delighted to report that this 80% still holds up. I was always more of a 'Spy Who Shagged Me' kid -- look forward to seeing if 12-year-old me knew what he was talking about.

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  • 47 Ronin

    47 Ronin

    ★★

    47 Ronin wasn't the giant bag of dicks that I had heard it was going to be. But it wasn't zero dicks, either. It was a medium sized bag of dicks.

  • Ouija

    Ouija

    Where the fuck are their parents?