HOOPTOBER 4.0! 3 / 31

Who has two thumbs and is in love with Isabelle Adjani? Not me, because I just severed my hand with an electric knife before making love to a tentacle monster.

Delighted to report that this 80% still holds up. I was always more of a 'Spy Who Shagged Me' kid -- look forward to seeing if 12-year-old me knew what he was talking about.

47 Ronin wasn't the giant bag of dicks that I had heard it was going to be. But it wasn't zero dicks, either. It was a medium sized bag of dicks.

Where the fuck are their parents?