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  • The Crush

    The Crush


    1. being gen z means i saw vine edits of this movie all the time set to lolita or off to the races by lana del rey

    2. how has cary elwes never tampered his accent whenever he yells he's like OI GOVNA

  • The Birdcage

    The Birdcage


    the son is the biggest cinematic villain known to man

  • Molly's Game

    Molly's Game


    i don't care about morals i wanna know what celebrities are bad gamblers and ESPECIALLY which one said he regrets having his kids

  • Newsies



    christian bale singing is like yes i am a Brooklyn kid with a British accent why do you ask

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    like the ptsd angle because most horror movies refuse to go there but i don't like Laurie enjoy killing or going crazy. If Laurie went crazy without the myers shit i'd like it more, but something about her going into that weird mom shit like Michael rubs me wrong. I kinda wish this had been a trilogy so the familial aspect could have been flushed out more. anyways i like my traumatized women empowered/safe, when i say acab i do not mean dad brad dourif, and i was more scared of seeing weinstein in the credits than Michael in either movie.

  • Halloween



    second half is kinda boring (watched directors cut) but other than that this isn't bad y'all are just dramatic

  • The Last Man on Earth

    The Last Man on Earth


    thought that watching a fourth movie today would knock me out but it ended up just being too real bc it’s about a pandemic which people doubt at first because they’re unaffected.... we live in a society

  • Fantasy Island

    Fantasy Island


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    not the gay Asian boy giving up his life so his white brother could live and be allowed back into the homophobic family I-

  • Waiting for Guffman

    Waiting for Guffman


    kids don't like eating lunch at school but if they got a remains of the day lunch box they're a whole lot happier

  • Happiness



    me before watching happiness (1998): this movie can't even be that disturbing i'm tired of people calling movies disturbing when they're not

    me after happiness (1998): can't look at psh, dylan baker, or adolescent boys the same way again

  • To Die For

    To Die For


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    gus van sant b like what if i took inspiration from a real story but embellished it with a surprise mob twist and one of the best ending scenes of the 90s.... gay excellence

  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    Invasion of the Body Snatchers


    bernie sanders’ america