A Handheld Heavenscape. Stared slack jawed at my TV screen for the entire 1h22 min . Closest I’ve felt to a cinematic cleanse in a long while... Lost myself in the river & don’t want to get out. Going to be rewatching this a lot through my life, already know it. Wow.
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Beau Is Afraid 2023
Wrote up a prescription for Klonopin a sheer 2 minutes after the credits finished. Going to pisssssss off and frustrate sooo many people. To try and even begin to ARI-TICULATE anything I saw the last 3 hours of my already guilt riddled, anxiety induced, over caffeinated, existentially drained life would be a complete waste of words so for brevity’s sake I’ll just say: Contains the greatest use of a Mariah Carey song in any movie ever. Period. Love ya Ari.
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Encounters 2023
With each passing day we are getting more and more pieces of media dedicated solely to what is foreign in the night sky… I’m loving it all ;) 👽(I may or may not be making a film about this)
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Scary Movie 2000
I don't care anymore. I'm rating this a 5. I have laughed at every little single stupid fucking thing in the movie for my entire life. This shit is amazing.
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Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town 1970
Can we talk about how Miss Jessica has an acid trip ABBA sounding musical number of her own 3/4 of the way into this movie? It literally comes out of nowhere and lowkey destroys every other music number in a movie ever.
