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  • 20th Century Women
  • The Celebration
  • The Neon Demon
  • Mean Streets

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  • Manhunter

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  • Encounters

  • The Eternal

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  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

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  • Suzhou River

    Suzhou River

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    A Handheld Heavenscape. Stared slack jawed at my TV screen for the entire 1h22 min . Closest Iā€™ve felt to a cinematic cleanse in a long while... Lost myself in the river & donā€™t want to get out. Going to be rewatching this a lot through my life, already know it. Wow.

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

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    Wrote up a prescription for Klonopin a sheer 2 minutes after the credits finished. Going to pisssssss off and frustrate sooo many people. To try and even begin to ARI-TICULATE anything I saw the last 3 hours of my already guilt riddled, anxiety induced, over caffeinated, existentially drained life would be a complete waste of words so for brevityā€™s sake Iā€™ll just say:Ā Contains the greatest use of a Mariah Carey song in any movie ever. Period. Love ya Ari.Ā 

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  • Manhunter

    Manhunter

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    Surprise 70mm screening with Michael Mann in person? I fucking wept. I bathe this film, stylistically one of the most harrowing and intoxicating experiences you could get lost in. Every movie needs Joan Allen caressing a sedated tiger.

  • Encounters

    Encounters

    With each passing day we are getting more and more pieces of media dedicated solely to what is foreign in the night skyā€¦ Iā€™m loving it all ;) šŸ‘½(I may or may not be making a film about this)Ā 
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  • Scary Movie

    Scary Movie

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    I don't care anymore. I'm rating this a 5. I have laughed at every little single stupid fucking thing in the movie for my entire life. This shit is amazing.

  • Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

    Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

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    Can we talk about how Miss Jessica has an acid trip ABBA sounding musical number of her own 3/4 of the way into this movie? It literally comes out of nowhere and lowkey destroys every other music number in a movie ever.