The Witch ★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

[IF U OPENED UP THE SPOILER TAG EVEN THO U HAVENT SEEN IT I LITERALLY AM SPOILING THE ENDING]
i'm scared to watch the lighthouse bc of how much i hated this movie. ppl say it was expertly crafted and yeah i guess but it was so weak. not even from a horror perspective, it was just weak. the tone and stuff was set up so nice and then nothing happens and it wasnt suspenseful bc i guessed that her family would die and she would become a witch. i hate shit set in puritan times tho bc it's always so boring and idc abt 17th century english so that's why i think the lighthouse will be better

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