Kurt Russell is a great Santa.
"What about the rest of the film?"
His musical number is really entertaining!
Ooh, boy, that Kurt Russell. He's great.
Hey, guess what? It's nothing like the trailers. It's actually funny, actually scary, and, because there isn't a bottom half to read under a movie, it's 100% dickhead proof.
The one thing that nobody seemed to actually buy ahead of this was that it could be both a remake and a passing of the torch. It turns out that it's both of those things and while it certainly bows to the original as much as, say, The Force Awakens does…