★★ Watched 23 Jun, 2018
dr. ian malcolm at the start of the movie: hoe don't do it
dr. ian malcolm at the end of the movie: oh mah god
★★★½ Rewatched 21 Jun, 2018
damn you, kurt russell. damn you and that fine ass.
★★★★ Rewatched 08 May, 2018
russo brothers: *trying to sleep* what tf is that sound??
me: *banging pans around* i didn’t get no fucking sleep cause of y’all, y’all not gonna get no sleep cause of me!
★★★★½ Watched 30 Apr, 2018
*taps microphone* Is this thing on? yes? great. THANOS CAN SUCK MY DICK.