i don’t know much but i do have opinions!

Favorite films

  • Lady Bird
  • La La Land
  • The Social Network
  • Whiplash

Recent activity

  • Scream


  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm


  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan


  • Jojo Rabbit


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Downfalls High

    Downfalls High


    it actually infuriates me to see sydney sweeney, like a real actor, act with LIL FUCKING HUDDY. it’s just so cringe and fake edgy. the dialogue is garbage. all the acting is horrible. i wouldn’t be as mad if you didn’t involve SYDNEY SWEENEY IN THIS! cast charli next time!

    i’m sorry i luv u mgk

  • Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    feels weird to rate but jules is such a good complex character. i feel so seen through her even though we don’t have much in common. i sobbed like a baby

    i also love that we learned more of how jules felt about rue. it just reminds me that there’s a lot we probably don’t know bc rue is the narrator. it did break my heart though