• Magic Mike

    Magic Mike

    ★★★★★

    "This really is the encapsulation of the struggle of the American male" -me @ my girlfriend watching the Mike dance away his anger high af in the club

  • Fire Island

    Fire Island

    ★★★★★

    "I was an early investor in Quibi."

    A rare authenticity that you assume would be torn to shreds by big production but you can tell Joel's vision got to follow through. When we say Happiest Season wasn't for us, it's because it could have been this. Cared not one iota for the straight gaze.

    Had the most important element of a Jane Austen adaptation and that is sexy sexy staring and almooooost touching. But not quite until you get to that KISS. In beat with the rising music??? HOT.

  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin

    ★★★★★

    This year is the 25th anniversary of Batman & Robin and I can't wait for the Twitter retrospective and inevitable Clooney interview where he's finally nice about this because actually this was culture and all of you will realize what FOOLS you've been when society decides this movie is good actually

    Ps someone please push me in the vat of confidence Pamela Isley emerged from

  • Hot Rod

    Hot Rod

    ★★★★★

    🎶 Oh when you're going onna date, you put on a shirT—and you drive your bike TO THE DaAaAaTE 🎶

  • Grease

    Grease

    ★★★★★

    I watched this instead of Titane because it soon became apparent that movie does not end with Alexia driving off into the sky in a top down cadillac

  • Titane

    Titane

    Can't give this a proper rating because I could not make it even halfway thru and watched Grease instead ✌️😎✌️

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★½

    The most okay Sam Raimi movie experience I've had in theaters but a Sam Raimi experience nonetheless

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★

    If I had a nickel for every movie I've seen where Nicole Kidman is a kidnapped and banished queen who hasn't seen her firstborn son in +20 years. And that son is mentored by a really committed Willem Dafoe who tells him revenge is only possible by pulling a sacred weapon from a dead king.... I'd have two nickels.

    Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    ★★★★

    HAL threw the first brick at Stonewall

  • The Philadelphia Story

    The Philadelphia Story

    ★★★

    I've spent the past 20 minutes trying to recast this and CK Dexter and Kittredge im stumped but hear me out
    Zoey Duetch - Tracy
    Dev Patel - Macauley

  • Two Weeks Notice

    Two Weeks Notice

    ★★★½

    I'm gonna need more movies to open with cutesy "this is a romcom" intros I miss them please and thank you

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    It's been 2 hours since I left the theater and I wish I could erase my memory and watch this again for the first time.