• Everything Is Copy

    Everything Is Copy

    ★★★★

    Feels profoundly stupid trying to come up with a witty letterbox review for this.

  • Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé

    Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé

    ★★★★★

    cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt ow cunt to the feminine, what.

  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★★

    A scrappy traumatized kid who chose the name Newt. We love enby representation.

  • The Sound of Music

    The Sound of Music

    ★★★★★

    Have now watched this enough times that I'm zeroing in on all the kids acting. Louisa screws up her steps at the stair crescendo of Do-re-mi. Get it together Louisa.

  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

    ★★★★

    The ratbirds defy the rule of three.

  • Far from the Madding Crowd

    Far from the Madding Crowd

    ★★★½

    Thought I'd switch it up from Pride and Prejudice (2005)

  • Now You See Me

    Now You See Me

    The most impressive trick is this film managing to make Mark Ruffalo extremely unattractive to me in the third act.

  • Freddy vs. Jason

    Freddy vs. Jason

    ★★★

    Truly the Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle of horror

  • Christmas in Connecticut

    Christmas in Connecticut

    ★★★

    The original momfluencer

  • Bill Cunningham New York

    Bill Cunningham New York

    ★★★★★

    Fashion

  • Midnight Run

    Midnight Run

    ★★★★★

    Where's the lesbian remake and don't say Hot Pursuit

  • Priscilla

    Priscilla

    ★★★★

    All the Wattpad girlies have been plagiarizing. Who knew.

    Anyway fuck Elvis.