Total clusterfuck of a film, it got easier with time to tell which film each scene was taken from as it kind of became less coherent as it went on in a way I adored.
Lots of ninjas, lots of kicking and punching the air. A bad ass middle aged ninja with a moustache and eyeliner who rescues his wife from crabs. He also has a Garfield phone.
Absolute mess and also I want to give it 6 stars and watch it all over again, but the kids are back at school so I need to be awake early