Favorite films

  • Synecdoche, New York
  • The Shape of Water
  • Phantom Thread
  • Arrival

Recent activity

  • Whiplash


  • Don't Look Up


  • The Dirt


  • Django Unchained


Recent reviews

  • High School Musical

    High School Musical


    i was the biggest simp for kelsi

  • Good Time

    Good Time


    my friend got high and watched this with me and 20 minutes into the movie asked if it’s supposed to be a comedy

Popular reviews

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls


    mean girls: “god! i am so sorry regina. really, i don’t know why i did this. i guess it’s probably because i’ve got a big LESBIAN crush on you! suck on that!”

    citizen kane: no lesbian references 

    you decide what the better film is

  • Atonement



    so i’m sitting there, depression all over my titties