MahaShalaAli

MahaShalaAli

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i’m not funny and have absolutely no taste

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  • Run

    Run

    ★★★★

    Watched the movie for my wife Sarah Paulson but stayed for Kiera Allen’s amazing acting.

    Also, ending was amazing

  • Assassin's Creed

    Assassin's Creed

    ★½

    If this movie was a game, I would’ve skipped all the cutscenes.

    the problem with video game movies has always been that they fail to capture what is actually fun about the game.

    Like this is the best example. 
    You don’t play Assassins Creed because of the Abstergo background story, you play it to be a badass assassin in a historic setting with a fun story. Most of the story was set in the real world, in a boring modern grey office building. The actual animus sequences were choppy, weirdly drawn out and also somehow kind of boring.

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  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes

    ★★★

    Patence is virtue friends

  • Red Sparrow

    Red Sparrow

    ★½

    yeah this was pretty boring and weirdly gross and hot russian sex spies do not get more interesting when you rape the repeatedly to give them emotional depth please just shut up