Favorite films

  • The 'Burbs
  • King of New York
  • Manhunter
  • Dracula

Recent activity

All
  • 1941

    ★★

  • The Lost Boys

    ★★★★★

  • Naked Killer

    ★★★★

  • Bad Influence

    ★★★½

Recent reviews

More
  • 1941

    1941

    Very little to recommend here, unless you’re interested in disasters.

    Dan Aykroyd still good.

  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys

    ★★★★★

    Outdoor screening featuring a performance by Tim Cappello, who at one point yelled “fuck the Catholic Church!”, extolled the virtues of agnosticism, then asked Who is ready to go to VAMPIRE CHURCH?! before absolutely wailing on the sax.

    Folks, when I tell you my soul left my body, I mean it.

Popular reviews

More
  • The Talented Mr. Ripley

    The Talented Mr. Ripley

    ★★★★

    (Presses play) 

    “Time to see how Talented this guy really is”

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★½

    Too much of a book reading, all-things-Dune-loving shithead to really be objective here or say much without writing a fucking essay, so I’ll just say yeah, it’s good! 

    but…

    there wasn’t a single word spent on how the stillsuits are full of breathable piss, and the more I think about it, the more that seemingly crude criticism of the movie is actually indicative of what it lacked (for me) overall.