Mia

Mia

Favorite films

  • I, Frankenstein
  • R.I.P.D.
  • Dracula Untold
  • Battleship

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  • College

    ★★★

  • The Draft Horse

  • Elvis

    ★★★★★

  • Jawan

    ★★★★

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  • College

    College

    ★★★

    Extremely funny how the totally inexplicable blackface scene just genuinely comes out of nowhere and is so random and ends with nothing having really happened and the only black people in the film chasing him down for wearing blackface. Stretched too thin with too many endless (but still funny) athletic scenes, but opens and closes strong, and the ice cream scene rocks. The leaning back and forth during his speech at the start is outrageous, genuinely thought it was filmed on a moving set at first lol. He walks like a drunk penguin.

  • The Draft Horse

    The Draft Horse

    Sensual homosexual horse absolutely beside himself with the desire to be gunned down like a dog. Really love the gag where they call attention to some feat of impossible cartoon acrobatics because it cuts to a second angle like it's some miraculous magic trick/phenomenon that's being cryptically documented. Mel Blanc is such a funny yeller

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  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    Feels like a movie carefully made in a lab, algorithmically fed comments by fringe weirdos who complain about star wars mary sues and last jedi luke and made with no other purpose but to piss them off. There's nothing else in this. I liked the russell crowe comedy greek accent scene, I liked the tall-muppet bird head guys in the opening scene, I liked the boat a bit even though its bafflingly used. Just completely limp of any and all…

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    A complete mess, bursting at the seams with wasted time and pointless nothing. The single most incomprehensible and nonsensical plot any one of these has had, which is saying a lot. You have never seen a movie's central conflict be so hackneyed, tangential, pointless, overwrought, inscrutable, and plain stupid. Wheel-spinningly bizarre in its approach to Wakanda as a global superpower and place, especially after the ending to the first. A few good scenes (opening boat/scuba diver attack scene is great,…