CAROL DANVERS HAS MORE POWER IN HER PINKY TOE THAN thanos HAS IN his ENTIRE BITCHASS PURPLE BODY. ok now that i've gotten that out, i love this movie. it's fun and i love 90s nostalgic (even though i wasn't alive then lol) and i LOVE the buddy-cop friendship between carol and fury (and also the real life friendship between brie and samuel, they're soo cute). i also love the "friendship" between carol and maria (you know why it's in…