Aspiring Hollywood scumbag
Dear god J.J.! Why?!
The whole story is dumb. It feels like a fan script from 2015. The action is boring, the editing is bad. The performances aren’t great because nobody is given anything to work with. This is one of those movies where things happen ‘because movie’. Continuity and logic are clearly words J.J. has not heard of. However he has clearly heard of base boost memes and thought it would be a great idea to put one in…
Holy fucking shit this movie is so fucking bad Jesus fucking Christ what the actual fuckity fuck did I just watch
Michael Meyers has the eye of the tiger…which is a transferable power I guess? there’s a decent chance the sewage leak at my local amc just made me hallucinate the whole thing, fingers crossed.
I really wanna do a full rant but it would spoil the experience. Easily the funniest entry in the series