Aspiring Hollywood scumbag

Favorite films

  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • The Handmaiden
  • Ida
  • Hyenas

Recent activity

  • The Menu


  • Ticket to Paradise


  • Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

  • Lone Survivor


Recent reviews

  • The Menu

    The Menu


    Slick writing with fun performances in a very contained setting. In the recent trend of horror comedies about rich people being tools and getting offed this is definitely the best while being accomplished almost solely based on a strong script and it’s two leads.

  • Ticket to Paradise

    Ticket to Paradise


    Haven’t walked out of a movie in years but this was just too unbearable. 
    This is the equivalent of when 50s actors would do those vacation movies where they’d get paid to go get drunk on a beach and bang their costars for a few months while half pretending to shoot a movie

Popular reviews

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Dear god J.J.! Why?!
    The whole story is dumb. It feels like a fan script from 2015. The action is boring, the editing is bad. The performances aren’t great because nobody is given anything to work with. This is one of those movies where things happen ‘because movie’. Continuity and logic are clearly words J.J. has not heard of. However he has clearly heard of base boost memes and thought it would be a great idea to put one in…

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends


    Holy fucking shit this movie is so fucking bad Jesus fucking Christ what the actual fuckity fuck did I just watch

    Michael Meyers has the eye of the tiger…which is a transferable power I guess? there’s a decent chance the sewage leak at my local amc just made me hallucinate the whole thing, fingers crossed. 

    I really wanna do a full rant but it would spoil the experience. Easily the funniest entry in the series