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  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    ★★★★★

    imagine being a teenage girl going to a theater getting all horny and giddy in your seat from the first 50 minutes of the long-awaited wedding, the passionate and intense vampire sex, the final freedom bella and edward possess to just be a normal couple and have a sexy honeymoon—just to then see this massively pregnant woman starve to death and the devastating effects it has on her loved ones who have to watch her die a slow, painful death. a perfectly crafted boner killer. it’s genius and it says a lot about society.

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  • Jesus' Son

    Jesus' Son

    she wanted to hurt me as only a child can be hurt by it's mother

  • Baghead

    Baghead

    i went in blind. i want to punch the duplass brothers right now. this movie is so fucking good. fuck you guys.

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  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    still enjoy this and am floored by the vocal performances, but i definetly liked it more when i was a virgin.

  • Barbie Fairytopia: Mermaidia

    Barbie Fairytopia: Mermaidia

    just confirming bibble was not a swine flu hallucination