Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mirror, Mirror III: The Voyeur 1995

  Watched 30 Nov 2023

  Saw the description that said “a young man discovers a mysterious mirror” and I said I’m sorry this young man is Billy Drago?? In fairness, while he was not young in 1995, he was young at another point in his life, so ok. The sound was so muffled and soft and there were no subtitles but I still had to keep the volume down so my neighbors wouldn’t hear the noises from all the disgusting sex scenes!!! I don’t want…

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  Smoke Signals 1998

  Watched 29 Nov 2023

  Never seen such a wig as this. When that wig comes in you can see only it. He speaks, but you can't hear him, can't listen. You're looking at that wig.

Popular reviews

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  Drop Dead Gorgeous 1999

  ★★★★ Rewatched 24 Jan 2018 1

  My deepest and most secret dream is to be as sweet as Brittany Murphy is in this movie

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  Beauty and the Beast 1978

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2018 3

  "Give her proof of your love!
  -Yes?
  -Kill her before she sees you.
  -No!
  -So kill yourself.
  -How?
  -Let her go."