Malakie Pro

Favorite films

  • Happy-Go-Lucky
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Singapore Sling
  • Possibly in Michigan

Recent activity

  • Mirror, Mirror III: The Voyeur

  • Smoke Signals

  • The Santa Clause

  • Bless the Child

Recent reviews

  • Mirror, Mirror III: The Voyeur

    Mirror, Mirror III: The Voyeur

    Saw the description that said “a young man discovers a mysterious mirror” and I said I’m sorry this young man is Billy Drago?? In fairness, while he was not young in 1995, he was young at another point in his life, so ok. The sound was so muffled and soft and there were no subtitles but I still had to keep the volume down so my neighbors wouldn’t hear the noises from all the disgusting sex scenes!!! I don’t want…

  • Smoke Signals

    Smoke Signals

    Never seen such a wig as this. When that wig comes in you can see only it. He speaks, but you can't hear him, can't listen. You're looking at that wig.

Popular reviews

  • Drop Dead Gorgeous

    Drop Dead Gorgeous


    My deepest and most secret dream is to be as sweet as Brittany Murphy is in this movie

  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast


    "Give her proof of your love!
    -Kill her before she sees you.
    -So kill yourself.
    -Let her go."