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  • Broadcast News

    Broadcast News

    ★★★★★

  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Assorted thoughts:
    - Rihanna's character should have been the hero, she has more onscreen charisma and charm than the DeHaan and Delevingne combined. BUBBLE AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS would have been great.
    - Why, after centuries of mixing cultures with over a thousand other species, are humans still so conservative? Why are monogamy and marriage still relevant social constructs in the future? Who cares about your partner's past "playlist"? And are we *really* supposed to believe that…

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  • Sicario

    Sicario

    ★★★★½

    “You busted up that crack house pretty bad, Sicario. Did you really have to break so much furniture?”
    “You tell me, you had a pretty good view from behind your desk.”
    “You’re off the case, Sicario!”
    “You’re off YOUR case, Chief.”
    “What does that mean, exactly?
    IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!

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    Elle

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