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  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    ★★★★½

    The next time any one of my relatives gets on my case about me not wanting children or my disinterest in monogamy, they'll be getting a blow-by-blow description of Eraserhead.

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's like Ridley Scott took all the stupid criticisms people had about Prometheus, made this and said "here's your dumb generic sequel, you fucking dorks."

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  • Sicario

    Sicario

    ★★★★½

    “You busted up that crack house pretty bad, Sicario. Did you really have to break so much furniture?”
    “You tell me, you had a pretty good view from behind your desk.”
    “You’re off the case, Sicario!”
    “You’re off YOUR case, Chief.”
    “What does that mean, exactly?
    IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!

  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer

    ★★★★★

    I was wrong to ever have doubted, this was exactly as wonderful as promised. This should have been the Fury Road of 2008.