The next time any one of my relatives gets on my case about me not wanting children or my disinterest in monogamy, they'll be getting a blow-by-blow description of Eraserhead.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

“You busted up that crack house pretty bad, Sicario. Did you really have to break so much furniture?”
“You tell me, you had a pretty good view from behind your desk.”
“You’re off the case, Sicario!”
“You’re off YOUR case, Chief.”
“What does that mean, exactly?
IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!

I was wrong to ever have doubted, this was exactly as wonderful as promised. This should have been the Fury Road of 2008.