★½ Rewatched 04 Nov, 2017 1
Not that I expected it to, but this childhood staple does not hold up (though peak post-Magnum Tom Selleck does, me-ow). HUGE disappointment coming from the director of noted masterpiece “Dirty Dancing.”
★★★½ Watched 31 Oct, 2017
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Reader, I cackled when she machete'd his drill-dick clean off.
Also, though getting-ready-in-the-morning (or after gym class or whatever) sequences are clichéd, over time they turn into documentaries.
★★★★★ Watched 07 Dec, 2016
Elle is a Christmas movie.
★★★★½ Watched 22 May, 2017 1
The next time any one of my relatives gets on my case about me not wanting children or my disinterest in monogamy, they'll be getting a blow-by-blow description of Eraserhead.