mallory

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  • The Clapper

    The Clapper

    ★★½

    This movie was trying so hard to be such a quirky little indie thing that it (nearly) succeeded. I feel like literally anyone else but Ed Helms could’ve played Eddie better, no offense. It’s just kind of a weird, strange, like almost-an-alternate-universe-but-not movie that I really didn’t know what was supposed to be real & what was supposed to be exaggerated. Anyway, it’s got some good songs & at least it’s sorta different.

  • The Road to El Camino: Behind the Scenes of El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    The Road to El Camino: Behind the Scenes of El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★★½

    I fucking love Aaron Paul. I love this show. I love this whole thing! I am now dedicating the rest of my life to stanning Breaking Bad.

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  • The Gentlemen

    The Gentlemen

    ★★½

    Way too many utterances of the word “c*nt”, which, I understand is super tame slang in the U.K., but I still don’t wanna fucking hear it. Also:
    •too many details that complicated the story
    •a potentially interesting storyline with way too many boring performances
    •racist jokes
    •literally one female character that’s practically useless
    •British accents I imitated comically that kept me entertained (even though the movie should’ve)

  • Rocketman

    Rocketman

    ★★★★

    It would be a disservice to attempt to describe this film so I’ll keep it short—Taron Egerton succeeds yet again in his quest to make me love him.

    This film is a magical, musical, motherfucking journey into one of the most interesting musicians ever. And I loved it completely.