Favorite films

  • Romeo + Juliet
  • The Lure
  • The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
  • The Last Duel

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  • Stand Up

  • Body and Soul

  • Breathless

    ★★★★★

  • Let Me Die a Woman

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  • Orgazmo

    Orgazmo

    I don’t mean to sound like a queer or nothing, but I sure do love Jesus Christ.

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    Unfathomably evil. Not just “not cinema”, but the result of the gradual and meticulous wearing down of the human spirit disguised as pop art. If all you people care about here is plot holes and inconsistencies, than maybe we deserved this. I’m sick of this shit.

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  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Dumb as shit, homoerotic, tentacle fetishist homage to early 2000s comic book cinema. Operates on its own wired wavelength where nothing really makes much sense yet it never feels as though it’s trying to, instead attempting to provide the most possible fun a film of this kind can. Hilarious at points and beyond confusing at others, but it’s very fun while it lasts. To put it simply: #VenomLetThereBeCarnageSweep 💪💪💪

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    Made for the gayest of theatre kids and literally no one else. Genuinely evil movie, and completely incompetent too.