I like movies where “nothing” happens

Favourites are a mix of all-timers and current     

Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • Bringing Up Baby
  • Day for Night
  • A Summer's Tale

Recent activity

  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

  • Oldboy


  • Minions: The Rise of Gru


  • Scarface


Pinned reviews

  • Koyaanisqatsi



    We are just so weird aren't we.

    Society, humanity, and humans on a level of reason makes a lot of sense. The way we have evolved and they systems we have built around us to support this evolution all adds up from a technical standpoint. But when viewed objectively, from far away or up close, it is. Just. So. Weird.

    From the clothes we as a society collectively decide as "in", to the cars we drive, and the buildings we…

  • The Elephant Man

    The Elephant Man


    David Lynch didn't fuck with my mind this time...he fucked with my heart 💔

Recent reviews

  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

    Tetsuo: The Iron Man

    The only version we could find didn’t have subtitles but it ended up working out since I don’t think any words could possibly describe whatever is happening here.

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru


    Went in fully confident and ready to embrace the meme but started questioning what I was doing about 10 minutes into the film. The people who went to it in suits laughed more than the kids in the theatre and it got a standing ovation at the end. Legitimately wasn’t a movie.

Popular reviews

  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7


    Was it a little cheesy, yes. Was it a little overdramatic, definitely. Was the editing a little distracting, yeah.

    Was I engaged and entertained the whole time, you bet.

    The Trail of the Chicago 7 is a very "movie" movie and a crowd pleaser but it never really claims to be anything different. With a screenplay that fires on all cylinders and strong performances all around it is definitely the most gripping and engaging film of the year.

  • Insidious



    I mean outside of the editing, acting, plot, script, and horror, it's pretty good!