Look, there are times in life when you feel that society is progressing too fast and we are all forgetting the important things, like the environment around us, history and our place in all of that. And it's at those times that you've just got to go out in the cover of darkness and use the premature ejaculation you've been blessed/cursed with to cum in young women's hair, OK?
What do you mean "the Glueman" was only tossing…