“It's like you were here to trash talk on Sátántangó specifically”

Favorite films

  • The Hustler
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Paths of Glory
  • The Lord of the Rings Collection

Recent activity

  • Fast & Furious


  • California Split


  • See How They Run


  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Satantango



    I was going to write the longest review I had ever written for Sátántangó, Tarr's infamously long so-called "masterpiece", which is the most pretentious and self-aggrandizing piece of shit I have ever seen. It is, to date, the worst experience I have ever had watching a film.

    My review was going to be really funny. I was going to make jokes about how this movie is a cult that indoctrinates everyone that views it, forcing them to sing its praises…

  • Another Round

    Another Round


    I don't know if I should become an alcoholic, a high school teacher, or move to Denmark, but I'm definitely inspired.