Mandrake has written 4 reviews for films rated .

  • The Loft

    The Loft

    I'd criticize this movie but as the dumbass who watched the whole of this dumbass movie, I'm in no position.

    Don't be a dumbass. Don't watch this movie.

  • Hurricane Bianca

    Hurricane Bianca

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Any embarrassingly obsessive, over analytical RPDR fan knows, deep down in their soul, that part of choosing the winner of DR is about the industriousness of the players. Who will draw the most crowds to Battle of the Seasons and DragCon is one thing, but who brings a new art, a new skill, or a whole new industry to the family? One winner was total fashion, another had a musical play to take on tour. Bianca had a movie to…

  • Let's Kill Ward's Wife

    Let's Kill Ward's Wife

    Only watched this because Faison has been wasted since Scrubs. He's still wasted.

  • The Canyons

    The Canyons

    The film is a misguided dumpster fire masquerading as a serious and cynical critique of things; the failure is so complete it's near irrelevant to divine what those things are. A mean assumption would be that the fault lies in two men known for tapping into the zeitgeist for past generations trying to do the same with a zeitgeist they don't understand, applying their outdated ideas to a generation living in post post post ironic recycling of those ideas. It's…