I know it's become trendy to hate on Diablo Cody's 'trendy' dialogue and teenage sensibilities but honestly? I still don't really see a problem with it at all.
Plus Juno remains Ellen Page's best character. She's alive in so many ways.
Whilst it's not the garbage fire it's made out to be, Hellboy is definitely far from a good film. It's loud, nonsensical with an awful plot and sense of pacing, weird jarring tonal shifts and disturbing clashes of editing and directing styles that clearly illustrate the problems during production.
With that in mind however, four or five scenes definitely benefit from Marshall's eye and feature some great practical effects - so it's not a total loss.
God this film is bad. You know it's bad when Leonard from The Big Bang Theory is the best thing about your movie...and you also have VINCENT D'ONOFRIO AT YOUR DISPOSAL!!!!
It's boring, it's repetitive, it doesn't make sense, it's not scary, it's not entertaining, it's unneeded and it's a complete disaster...avoid at all costs.
Samara deserves better than this to be her send off.