Insanely offensive, this is not a fantasy it's a nightmare! Grey is a maniac, control-freak in overt but also more subtle, everyday ways that are much scarier and worrying than his bdsm tendencies.
Jamie Dornan is a boring piece of ham, Dakota Johnson is pretty good and between them is the opposite of chemistry.
Fun to watch for how absurdly gross it is, I guess?
✨A film so hateful should never be seen or have been made.✨
The beautiful, but most importantly very rich Will (Sam Claflin) should never have had an accident. He was such a perfect guy! "What's the point of being rich and beautiful if you can't even ski?"! is the basic premise of this film.
Even worse, what's the point of finding a young, slightly basic middle-class girl to whom you can mansplain everything about art cinema, and who is ready…
This film is some kind of perfect.
It starts off as a deeply pessimistic and sardonic high school film, exposing the most common and disgusting traits of young men at that age in all their repulsiveness: these boys are the realistic -maybe a bit too mean- versions of the EWS!! dudes. They like girls, want to be cool, spurt out 50 insults per second and even the nerdiest one of the bunch, Arnie, is sick of being a good boy…