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  • Thelma



    blunt and over-written (which always looks like underwritten, so maybe it's the other way around), but I still loved how it processed rae and mystery and the apocalyptic danger of trauma and discontent. This unlocks that mysterious air of OSLO and unleashes it on an eerie, melancholic world. Far from great, but Trier will get there.

  • Thoroughbreds



    excellent geography and this definitely nails the high fashion as aesthetic afterthought insularity of Connecticut, but good lord how can anyone stand these didactic flaccid faux-moral trashy smug puzzle boxes with a burn hole where the melodrama should. For real, There is no reason to have sociopaths in this movie.

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  • Louder Than Bombs

    Louder Than Bombs


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    The girlfriend responds:

    "Yeah, I know, you talked about her all the time."

    "Oh, did I?"


    "Did she meet your expectations? When you met her."



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  • The Revenant

    The Revenant

    annnnnnnnnndddddddd cue bear rape joke.

    "The Revenant" is garbage. I'm just gonna throw that out there first. This is a bad movie, no caveats. It is overlong. It is boring. It is unintentionally hilarious, but not enough so to be enjoyable. It is pretentious. It is horrifyingly apathetic in its violence. It is grossly cartoonish. It is masturbatory filmmaking. It is soulless. I did not like it.

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