Monster Hunter

Monster Hunter ★★★

Tailored-made specifically for that guy who still lives at home with his parents and only gets a haircut when his Mum says it’s getting too long, also tends to take a double dose of his ADHD medication before large family dinners and is the type that goes to the cinema in baggy jeans with a plastic bag of snacks because he spent the last of his weekly allowance on a limited edition of ‘Assassin’s Creed’ at EB games. 

Also, Mr Perlman, George Michael from 1981 called and wants his hair back.

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