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Death on the Nile 2022
Every piece of dialogue that comes out of Gal Gadot's mouth sounds like she's trying to promote an ad for a Superbowl commercial
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The Woman in the Window 2021
The only thing I want Amy Adams to look out the window for is a new agent
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The Man From Toronto 2022
God works hard
The Devil works harder
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 1999
Jar Jar Binks and his entire race of The Gungans should have been the antagonists for the entire Star Wars saga. They are god awful to watch and you just want them to die a slow painful death
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Spiderhead 2022
A Netflix film that will be trending #1 the week its released and then forgotten about a week later
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Fear Street: 1978 2021
I'm pretty sure if I got stabbed in the stomach 10 times I would die instantly but that's just me