Thor-Eirik Johnsen ★
The true villain in this film is the endless amount of static exposition. The film consists of 50% Tom Cruise being miscast, and 50% video game cut scene-style info dumps.
Geir Friestad ★★
Here we go again - another round of dumb people in space. A slight improvement over Prometheus, but not by much. Go watch Life instead. Yes, it's derivative, but it…
Thor-Eirik Johnsen ½
Things Jurassic World does not like: * Science, especially when conducted by shifty Asians, and not by noble Americans. * Corporations, especially when run by shifty Asians, and not by…
Nathaniel Thompson ★★★
Utterly gorgeous but vaguely ditzy attempt to emulate David Lynch by way of Seven Psychopaths, with a great performance by Michael Shannon that makes you wish Tom Ford had decided…
Matthew L. Brady ★ 5
The 6th wave was the wave of people leaving the theater during the movie.