Oh man oh boy oh wow

Markees Christmas is gonna be HUUUUGE

"It never
Not even once
Ever works."

- Amy Pascal

(But really, I fucking loved how bonkers this movie is)

So fucking good that I'm reduced to speaking in clichéd pull-quotes.

"A NON-STOP THRILL RIDE"

"FURIOUSLY BRILLIANT CINEMA"

"I'M MAD FOR 'MAX'"

The women in this film! Women of all different ages and colors and shapes using big guns and driving big rigs and supporting each other and talking about safe spaces and ohhh my god I could go on forever with how wonderful the women of FURY ROAD are. CHARLIIIIIZEEEEE! I forgive you for dating Sean Penn!