Favorite films

  • Center Stage
  • The Clock
  • A City of Sadness
  • Repo Man

Recent activity

  • Licorice Pizza

  • Belfast

  • Midway

  • Pavement Butterfly

Recent reviews

  • Fire Music

    Fire Music

    a YouTube explainer that i paid to see on the big screen—and that's not unfair at all considering every archival clip is obviously ripped from YouTube in poor quality. one of the blown-up and pixelated stock photos used in this movie had a visible mouse cursor right in the middle of the screen.

    a feature-length documentary about some of the most stridently political Black art of the 1960s that never *once* mentions the Civil Rights Movement or Pan-Africanism. (to the…

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    the reason why Awkwafina’s character was so instinctively good at archery is because she’s half-Korean. anyway, awful movie watch Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame instead.

Popular reviews

  • The Mule

    The Mule


    Eastwood made a tender film about the failure of the American Dream that doubles as a road trip through America’s beautiful heartland and as an episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. it’s also one of the funniest movies of the year. i can’t fucking believe it.

  • Welcome to Marwen

    Welcome to Marwen


    tired: Bradley Cooper casting Lady Gaga to play a pop star who people told was too ugly to make it

    wired: Clint Eastwood casting his own daughter to play his estranged daughter

    inspired: Robert Zemeckis casting his own wife to play a porn star that the incel hero cranks it to