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  Thor: Love and Thunder 2022

  Watched by Mario Alegre 25 Jun 2022

  Thank you, Taika Waititi, for lifting my spirits with this warm, fun and loving movie on this shitty fucking day.

  Fuck SCOTUS.

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  Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe 2022

  ★★★½ Watched by Mario Alegre 23 Jun 2022

  I see my sense of humor has not matured a day since 1995.

Popular reviews

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  The Little Things 2021

  ★½ Watched by Mario Alegre 15 Jan 2021 40

  Denzel Washington: “Just give me my check”

  Rami Malek: “This is way harder when I can’t lip sync my way through a performance”

  Jared Leto: “I didn’t bathe for over six months, murdered three hamsters and developed a hilarious strut in preparation for this role”

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  Winter's Tale 2014

  ★ Added by Mario Alegre 3

  If EVERY sentence of EVERY plot description in EVERY single review of Winter's Tale doesn't end with the words "I SHIT YOU NOT", film criticism has failed.