Mario Alegre

Film Critic @ Honest and unmerciful.

Favorite films

  • In the Mood for Love
  • The Tree of Life
  • Goodbye, Dragon Inn
  • Eraserhead

Recent activity

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

  • Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe


  • Obi-Wan Kenobi


  • Wild Things


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Little Things

    The Little Things


    Denzel Washington: “Just give me my check”

    Rami Malek: “This is way harder when I can’t lip sync my way through a performance”

    Jared Leto: “I didn’t bathe for over six months, murdered three hamsters and developed a hilarious strut in preparation for this role”

  • Winter's Tale

    Winter's Tale

    If EVERY sentence of EVERY plot description in EVERY single review of Winter's Tale doesn't end with the words "I SHIT YOU NOT", film criticism has failed.