Film Critic @ Proximatanda.com. Honest and unmerciful.
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Thor: Love and Thunder 2022
Thank you, Taika Waititi, for lifting my spirits with this warm, fun and loving movie on this shitty fucking day.
Fuck SCOTUS.
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The Little Things 2021
Denzel Washington: “Just give me my check”
Rami Malek: “This is way harder when I can’t lip sync my way through a performance”
Jared Leto: “I didn’t bathe for over six months, murdered three hamsters and developed a hilarious strut in preparation for this role”
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Winter's Tale 2014
If EVERY sentence of EVERY plot description in EVERY single review of Winter's Tale doesn't end with the words "I SHIT YOU NOT", film criticism has failed.